Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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