i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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