You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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