Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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