Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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