Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
No...this little piggys going to the bar
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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