these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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