btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
the raccoons are back...
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