I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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