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Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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