no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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