The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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