Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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