hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days