i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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