Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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