everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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