I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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