Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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