So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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