grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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