If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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