bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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