we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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