Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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