If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize