marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
