Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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