i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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