Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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