let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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