So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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