so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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