The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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