i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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