Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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