Nicole vs. Life
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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