So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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