i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
soo... how was my night?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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