WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He did a backflip because drugs
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
