we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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