Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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