honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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