the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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