How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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