For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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