Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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