remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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