she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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