You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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