i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
It's never too late to be topless.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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