u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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